Which publisher should I go with?

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What book publishing company should I go with?

See I’m thirteen and I’m starting to write a book but I don’t Know what publisher I should go to may you help of please p.s. Its a drama book Continue reading

Kind of a nasty question

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I HAVE A KIND OF NASTY QUESTION?
I’m a 16 year old girl, I weight about 125 pounds and I’m about 5’6″. Anyways, about twenty minutes ago I went pooping, anyways, while i was wiping i got some poop over my fingers so i just rinsed my hand under water and wiped dry. Continue reading

Book review: The Blank Album

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I stumbled across this novel in the waiting room at a euthanasia clinic and I have to say that I was pleasantly surprised.

My Great Uncle was having second thoughts about the procedure, god rest his soul, and I really hate to make a wasted trip. Fortunately, the clinic keeps a few copies lying around for just such a contingency, and after a couple of chapters he was begging me to stop his heart! Continue reading

Suggestions for the ending

Not quite happy with the ending, any suggestions.?

I lost God at the point of reduction
where the glowering sunset eye
seared the sea from a day of basking
without filter, without reprise.

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Free Bed

Fun with Freecycle: It’s amazing how rude people can be when you’re offering something for free.

“Tell me what the bed is made of – wood? etc – what it looks like, has it got any drawers or headboard, and what are its EXACT measurements.” Continue reading

Keep him coming back

Jasmyn:

“How to make my vagina better than ever?
how to make my vagina so good that it is better than anyone else’s and keep him coming back?”

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