Author Archives: Somethingson

Which publisher should I go with?

What Book Publisher

What book publishing company should I go with?

See I’m thirteen and I’m starting to write a book but I don’t Know what publisher I should go to may you help of please p.s. Its a drama book Continue reading

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Kind of a nasty question

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I HAVE A KIND OF NASTY QUESTION?
I’m a 16 year old girl, I weight about 125 pounds and I’m about 5’6″. Anyways, about twenty minutes ago I went pooping, anyways, while i was wiping i got some poop over my fingers so i just rinsed my hand under water and wiped dry. Continue reading

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Book review: The Blank Album

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I stumbled across this novel in the waiting room at a euthanasia clinic and I have to say that I was pleasantly surprised.

My Great Uncle was having second thoughts about the procedure, god rest his soul, and I really hate to make a wasted trip. Fortunately, the clinic keeps a few copies lying around for just such a contingency, and after a couple of chapters he was begging me to stop his heart! Continue reading

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Suggestions for the ending

Suggestions for the ending

Not quite happy with the ending, any suggestions.?

I lost God at the point of reduction
where the glowering sunset eye
seared the sea from a day of basking
without filter, without reprise.

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Free Bed

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Fun with Freecycle: It’s amazing how rude people can be when you’re offering something for free.

“Tell me what the bed is made of – wood? etc – what it looks like, has it got any drawers or headboard, and what are its EXACT measurements.” Continue reading

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Keep him coming back

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Jasmyn:

“How to make my vagina better than ever?
how to make my vagina so good that it is better than anyone else’s and keep him coming back?”

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I Hate Crackheads

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Crack enthusiasts get a really bad rap.

Most of the people I know who do crack just do it for the fun times it gives them. there’s a reason why I swapped my car for the stuff, people- because I LIKE doing crack. It’s fun, and if my wife and children can’t understand that, then as soon I’ve sold the furniture I’m outta there, y’know? I think its really sad that we get persecuted like this. Continue reading

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I’m wearing a bikini

Wearing a bikini

I’m wearing a bikini….?
How should I ‘tidy up’ downstairs?

Somethingson:
Thanks for your question. I’m wearing jeans.

The thing to remember when giving things a ‘tidy up’ downstairs is to start from the top and work your way down.
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Gangster Rap Tattoo

gangster Rap Tattoo

forearm rap/gangster tattoo ideas?

I’m looking for ideas on a tattoo that shows my hip hop/gangster roots, the best sort of idea i can give you is Eminem having D12 on his forearm in that sort of writing???i already have tattoos so no comments on bla bla i’ll regret it! Continue reading

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Please Take My Bed

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Hiya have u got any of the 2 double beds left for sale by any chance? Just seen ur add on gumtree.

I do still have one left, but I must warn you that it is
haunted. Continue reading

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