Author Archives: Somethingson
What book publishing company should I go with?
See I’m thirteen and I’m starting to write a book but I don’t Know what publisher I should go to may you help of please p.s. Its a drama book Continue reading
I HAVE A KIND OF NASTY QUESTION?
I’m a 16 year old girl, I weight about 125 pounds and I’m about 5’6″. Anyways, about twenty minutes ago I went pooping, anyways, while i was wiping i got some poop over my fingers so i just rinsed my hand under water and wiped dry. Continue reading
I stumbled across this novel in the waiting room at a euthanasia clinic and I have to say that I was pleasantly surprised.
My Great Uncle was having second thoughts about the procedure, god rest his soul, and I really hate to make a wasted trip. Fortunately, the clinic keeps a few copies lying around for just such a contingency, and after a couple of chapters he was begging me to stop his heart! Continue reading
Not quite happy with the ending, any suggestions.?
I lost God at the point of reduction
where the glowering sunset eye
seared the sea from a day of basking
without filter, without reprise.
Fun with Freecycle: It’s amazing how rude people can be when you’re offering something for free.
“Tell me what the bed is made of – wood? etc – what it looks like, has it got any drawers or headboard, and what are its EXACT measurements.” Continue reading
“How to make my vagina better than ever?
how to make my vagina so good that it is better than anyone else’s and keep him coming back?”
Crack enthusiasts get a really bad rap.
Most of the people I know who do crack just do it for the fun times it gives them. there’s a reason why I swapped my car for the stuff, people- because I LIKE doing crack. It’s fun, and if my wife and children can’t understand that, then as soon I’ve sold the furniture I’m outta there, y’know? I think its really sad that we get persecuted like this. Continue reading
I’m wearing a bikini….?
How should I ‘tidy up’ downstairs?
Thanks for your question. I’m wearing jeans.
The thing to remember when giving things a ‘tidy up’ downstairs is to start from the top and work your way down.
forearm rap/gangster tattoo ideas?
I’m looking for ideas on a tattoo that shows my hip hop/gangster roots, the best sort of idea i can give you is Eminem having D12 on his forearm in that sort of writing???i already have tattoos so no comments on bla bla i’ll regret it! Continue reading