Category Archives: Letters and Emails

A complete and comprehensive collection of a few of the emails and letters I have sent and received since I became conceited enough to record them.

Leaving The Gym

Posted on March 19, 2008 by Somethingson

A letter I sent to Esporta Gym to cancel my membership and prise my finances free of their cold, Satanic grip. Continue reading →

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It wasn’t me.

Posted on August 30, 2007 by Somethingson

I finally decided to stop subscribing to the lottery and close down my account. Another company that demand a justification for your departure, refusing to let you close down without providing one. Not winning enough. It still could be me, … Continue reading →