Category Archives: Reviews
I stumbled across this novel in the waiting room at a euthanasia clinic and I have to say that I was pleasantly surprised.
My Great Uncle was having second thoughts about the procedure, god rest his soul, and I really hate to make a wasted trip. Fortunately, the clinic keeps a few copies lying around for just such a contingency, and after a couple of chapters he was begging me to stop his heart! Continue reading
Wow. Where to begin?
I have had the pleasure to fondle numerous metallic shafts in my time, but not one of them has ever come close to preparing me for the York Spinlock Weightlifting Bar. Continue reading
Following in a long tradition of stupid mistakes, I recently paid actual money for a copy of the latest track from Infectious, a well-known Oxford-based nobody, famous for his own complete obscurity. If you haven’t heard of him yet, don’t … Continue reading
Having caused the Earthquake in Haiti, I think it is only fair that Justin Timberlake contribute to the on-going relief effort there. That said, this was a fairly half-hearted attempt at reparation. I was this close to suing the fellow … Continue reading
I normally only go to the cinema in the evenings for a few precious hours out of the cold. I like to choose the longer films to ensure that I get a decent sleep before the ushers drag me out … Continue reading
Being shrouded in a mysterious cloak of darkness as I lie in wait for my foes can be a lonely and uninspiring process and experience has taught me that it’s always best to bring a book. While I do enjoy … Continue reading
Every so often, a film comes along that makes me think, ‘wow! I need a piss.’ This was one of those films; a film so great as to surpass greatness and end up right back round in mediocrity. Come with … Continue reading
Somethingson is not an author of whom I am fond. Having met him on no less than several occasions, I found him to be rude and self-absorbed; the ilk of pompous snob-jockey to revel only in the company of his … Continue reading