Category Archives: Trolling

Everyone hates trolls.

They’re malevolent cowards who hide behind the anonymity of the internet to poke fun at ordinary folk like you and me.

This is a collection of some of my favourite trolling expeditions, all across the internet, and a chance for you to see how stupid people really are.

All trolling is listed chronologically below, and you can pick a specific category of trolling from the list just to the right of these lovely words.

Which publisher should I go with?

Posted on July 26, 2011 by Somethingson

What book publishing company should I go with?

See I’m thirteen and I’m starting to write a book but I don’t Know what publisher I should go to may you help of please p.s. Its a drama book Continue reading →

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Kind of a nasty question

Posted on June 27, 2011 by Somethingson

I HAVE A KIND OF NASTY QUESTION?
I’m a 16 year old girl, I weight about 125 pounds and I’m about 5’6″. Anyways, about twenty minutes ago I went pooping, anyways, while i was wiping i got some poop over my fingers so i just rinsed my hand under water and wiped dry. Continue reading →

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Suggestions for the ending

Posted on May 10, 2011 by Somethingson

Not quite happy with the ending, any suggestions.?

I lost God at the point of reduction
where the glowering sunset eye
seared the sea from a day of basking
without filter, without reprise.

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Free Bed

Posted on April 15, 2011 by Somethingson

Fun with Freecycle: It’s amazing how rude people can be when you’re offering something for free.

“Tell me what the bed is made of – wood? etc – what it looks like, has it got any drawers or headboard, and what are its EXACT measurements.” Continue reading →

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Keep him coming back

Posted on April 12, 2011 by Somethingson

Jasmyn:

“How to make my vagina better than ever?
how to make my vagina so good that it is better than anyone else’s and keep him coming back?”

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I Hate Crackheads

Posted on March 28, 2011 by Somethingson

Crack enthusiasts get a really bad rap.

Most of the people I know who do crack just do it for the fun times it gives them. there’s a reason why I swapped my car for the stuff, people- because I LIKE doing crack. It’s fun, and if my wife and children can’t understand that, then as soon I’ve sold the furniture I’m outta there, y’know? I think its really sad that we get persecuted like this. Continue reading →

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I’m wearing a bikini

Posted on March 7, 2011 by Somethingson

I’m wearing a bikini….?
How should I ‘tidy up’ downstairs?

Somethingson:
Thanks for your question. I’m wearing jeans.

The thing to remember when giving things a ‘tidy up’ downstairs is to start from the top and work your way down.
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Gangster Rap Tattoo

Posted on February 28, 2011 by Somethingson

forearm rap/gangster tattoo ideas?

I’m looking for ideas on a tattoo that shows my hip hop/gangster roots, the best sort of idea i can give you is Eminem having D12 on his forearm in that sort of writing???i already have tattoos so no comments on bla bla i’ll regret it! Continue reading →

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