Looking to interact with Somethingson? Great! Here at The Somethingson Network, we’re desperate to interact with you, because you’re so profoundly interesting and funny.
Complain:
Any complaints should be forwarded to our Complaints Department, C/O the Complaints Department, which can be found in the Complaints Department.
Submit:
You can also get in touch to point me in the direction of online hilarity or submit any trolling of your own. If it’s good enough, I might feature it on the site. But it won’t be, because you’re not actually very funny.
Participate:
I already told you you’re not funny. Why would you want to participate? Well, you can, but just this once. I’m collecting questions for an up-coming feature, Ask Somethingson.
Send me your questions about life, love and the universe, and there’s a very slim chance that I will feature them on this new page, along with a dry, humourless response.
Still want more?
I don’t know what else to offer you. I suppose you can just email me to dump your unsolicited opinion in my swollen inbox in the hope that this will pique my interest, but to be honest, unless it contains the phrase ‘suck your dick til your balls drop out the end’, I am unlikely to respond.
I know this is the internet, and people don’t pay for things on the internet, but if you feel like being a fucking mug, then you can always donate by clicking on the donate button.
