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This is hysterical! xx
LMAO. You can tell just how gangster he is… we all know they ask questions about future tattoos on yahoo.
I think he should get a tattoo of a mongoose eating a mango.
Or maybe if he is really gangster, it could be a bucket of fried chicken and the koolaid killer.
fully automatic drugs…. now thats gangsta
I am the original gangster, these punks now days wouldn’t stand a ghost of a chance against me or any of my bro’s, we drank beer and listened to rock & roll music, we worked hard at our jobs and used every penny we made to build our muscle cars and harleys, come the weekend we would take our girlfriends out and let them buy us dinner and more beer then we would hit a keg party and drink and screw until the cows came home and do it all over again the next day. A good gangster tattoo would be something that reflects the fact that you are a hell of a good white guy Goose, I know this because I know you and you know who I am but I must remain in cognito due to the fact that I am a very famous person here in Chandler AZ. I rebel flag with the words these colors don’t run or maybe just a simple MOM would suit your situation well. Only go tribel if you are actually a member of a tribe, I don’t know of too many who have tribel tattoos who are really a member of a tribe. Take your time, do some acid and reflect on what kind of a gangster you really are and then do some more acid and shut your eyes and you will come up with a design of your own. In the meantime just keep singing rock and roll baby.
Yawn. I hope this guy responds to you as well. Good God, you really need. Moron.
You’re dumb as fuck. Please move out of my state
The other replies to this MASTERPIECE are not intelligent enough for the internet.
I agree with Keith. You just don’t get it – Please move out of my Internets.
…can’t tell if trolling or just very stupid…
gang·ster/ˈgaNGstər/
Noun: A member of a gang of violent criminals.
Unfortunately, you do not qualify as a gangster. A party animal? Maybe. A piece of white trash? Possibly. A waste of good skin? Depends on if you have what most would consider “good” skin. But, according to what you have written, you are not a gangster at all.
Dear TrailerParkHero,
As I understand it you are the Original
Gangster that drank and screwed till the cows came home, put every penny into building your harley and muscle car, listened to rock & roll music with your bro’s, and you must remain cognito because someone might “cap yo famous white ass” in the infamous trailerparks of chandler az….
God made tornadoes to for people like you. Let them be powerful and hit the right trailer.
Remember people – the wheels on the house go round and round.
They see me trollin’. They hatin’.
See me trolling a troll’. They hatin’.
I thought the original gangsters were the speakeasy-frequenting, bootlegging Al Capone type.
My great grandpa was one of Al Capone’s alcohol runners.
The ‘original’ gangsters go even further back than that — check out the film Gangs of New York (better yet, read the book Five Corners) — gangs have been around as long as there have been cities. Wouldn’t surprise me if there were groups analagous to the Sharks and Jets in Roman times. Also check out ancient Irish history, or any other culture that started out tribal. Gangs are nothing new. All that said … BRAVO to Andrew, brilliant work!
Correction on above, the book is Five Points
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Brilliant.
Eminem is not from Detroit, he is from Hazel Park. This is a small white trash suburb just north of 8 mile. Yes, 8 mile like the movie. 8 mile is the border of the city of Detroit. While many people who live in the south eastern portion of Michigan near and around Detroit, not many people live there as you may imagine. Eminem knows this and capitalized on this idea. D12 is a stupid joke and any “gangsta” in D12 is just one of Eminem’s retarded friends that wanted some publicity. Mr.Mathers recorded an album with Dr. Dre in Ferndale. Ferndale is about as whitebread and wholesome as Mayberry. It also skirts 8 mile. Eminem and Insane Clown Posse’s classic show down happened by the Detroit Zoo in Royal Oak. I use to live in that area and the only thing you would have to worry about is a flasher or getting hit by a car if you walked near Woodward. I used to get beer and cigarettes at that same convenience store and smoke one before riding my bike back to the apartment. You would hear the occasional elephant. When I heard the news of Eminem’s gangsta activity I laughed out loud because I could only imagine the elephant sound in the background. Insane Clown Posse used to drive around Ferndale in their stupid van with they logo on it. They put Faygo on the map, and that is about it. You want to get a gangsta tattoo and be a tough asshole? Go hang out in the worst neighborhoods you can find and survive without getting your ass kicked in. After that you can get a stupid tattoo, but I would not recommend the logo for the Detroit Tigers, they suck.
+1 for the trolls.
u lot just have to be yanks – what a bunch of tits …. been there done that – Detroit – what a sh1thole.
think yer street – ate you up – spat u out …fuk u.. nob eds…
Obviously, I thoroughly enjoyed the initial post, but TrailerparkHero got my smiles out.
Oh, and yes- I am from England and do have a well rounded sense of humour.
I won’t call anyone ‘Thick’- just jocu·lar·ly inhibited possibly ?
x
I was chatting to my builder today- he goes over to the US of Arseholes every year.
His words were:
” They Are Really Nice People, But They are Thick As Fuck”…
…..I Smiled.
People not in the US talkin about how thick people are here, that’s funny. People are thick EVERYWHERE. Truth is, you very rarely deal with smart people. I’ll be if I went to your country, I’d get the same impression.
Nah. Been in a few countries, your assessment is incorrect.
I, myself, am an American citizen and I have to agree with the Brit. Compared to the other countries I have visited(France, UK, Mexico, Kenya, Tanzania, Germany, etc.) we are, in fact, quite brainless. It’s not that we don’t have the potential to be smart, it’s just that Americans are too damn lazy to even attempt to think for themselves. God I’m proud to be an American.
Haha! How do you have ‘gangster roots’?
iBeet
This has gotten silly.