I Hate Crackheads

Someone needs to stand up for the rights of the common crack-addicted man. Facebook groups like these are set up exclusively to victimise innocent drug users, and if I wasn’t so goddamn high, they would really make me mad.

In this group, I am MC Skat

Group: I HATE CRACK-HEADS

Link: Can’t find it. Tough shit.

Blurb:
Everyday a perfectly good human, puts their lips on a crack-pipe! Then they roam the streets annoying the hell out of everyone, stealin shit and tryin to rip people off…and there is more and more everyday…Quitting is a matter of choice, If people choose not to quit, then they’re just another crack head to add to the bunch. So this is your chance to stand up and say I HATE CRACK-HEADS!
STARTING THIS GROUP ON BEHALF OF ALL THOSE GREAT PEOPLE THAT DON’T GRIND THERE TEETH AND FLAIL AROUND TOWN BUGGIN PEOPLE AND TRYIN TO SELL THEM USELESS SHIT FOR CRACK!

Kingzley Jones:
YEAH I HATE CRACKHEADS

MC Skat:
Crack enthusiasts get a really bad rap.

Most of the people I know who do crack just do it for the fun times it gives them. There’s a reason why I swapped my car for the stuff, people- because I LIKE doing crack. It’s fun, and if my wife and children can’t understand that, then as soon I’ve sold the furniture I’m outta there, y’know? I think its really sad that we get persecuted like this.
If people acted like this towards Jews, there’d be an outrage. But just because my so-called addiction isn’t to an ‘acceptable’ Judeo-Christian form of recreation, its okay to hate me.

Crack enthusiasts are not bad people.
Of course there are some people who go too far and start killing the people they rob, but you get that in any area of society. Most would be content just to take stuff when the owner isn’t around, and would never rob a house unless they knew for certain that the occupants were asleep, which is totally different from stealing, IMO.

Kandas Repo Riches (Toronto, ON):
OMG MC SKAT ARE U TRYIN TO COMPARE A VERY DIRTY DRUG TO A RELIGION..THATS AN OUTRAGE!!

Steve Allways (Sweden):
You are been ironic, Kandas. We don’t need that in this group.

Bradley James Fitzgerald (Calgary, AB):
why the hell would an anti crack head group put a bag of crack as their profile picture…it should be a picture about life or somethin..doesnt make sense
thats just my opinion

MC Skat:
Bradley, I appreciate that this is your opinion, but this is hardly the place for those. Did they supply you with a running wheel where you are? If so, maybe it’s best if you spend some time in that part of the cage now.
I’m sure if you caw loud enough, someone will come over to switch off the computer.

Jane Parkinson (Manchester):
i hate crackheads and the bastards that sell it to them.

Gary Murray (Kelowna, BC):
Why do people blame their crack problems on being sexually abused and other shit? I know lots of people that were abused and had a shit life growing up and they turned out better than the assholes that were abusing them. You either want to be a survivor or a victim. Survivors move on and become stronger while victims will whine and tell you sob stories as to why they crack out. If i ever seen a crackhead lying in the desert dying of thirst and offering me money for a drink? I wouldn’t stop to piss in his mouth.

MC Skat:
Would you stop to piss in MY mouth, Gary? No, didn’t think so. Not brave enough to do that, are you, and you know what? Some people even like that.
Shows how much you know.

Darryl Gee:
if you havent been there and come out of it then yiur 2 young and fuck off i beet done it and it was nasty so till u been there fuck u all talk 2 me and ill tell u and i still build gm cars u shallow life peaple

MC Skat:
See! Darryl has been a crack enthusiast in the past, and it doesn’t seem to have done him any harm. So that’s that, then. Now, I don’t suppose anyone could spare a tenner for bus fare?

Banned.

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